Most Humiliating Moment Ever!

Today, is by far, the most humiliating moment in my own piece of history.Its not actually the first time it happened but this time, I got so embarrassed that my head was nowhere to be found.After the quiz at Calculus, I was surprised because my stomach grumbled as if it’s calling for food.Quite suddenly, I feel a little gassy.I immediately went to the bathroom and tried to fart and all but it won’t come out.Moments later,it feels as if there’s a tropical depression going on inside my tummy.The air was like coming down. .and down.And I went down from 5th floor to ground floor in such a hurry.When I reached the gate,I hailed a tricycle and when I was in the mall.I couldn’t take it no more! I’ll explode any time later.

OMG! I used a public toilet, inside the Mall and the janitor was eyeing on me.What embarrasses the most is that I used some pages on my notebook to clean the ERRR. . you know?.Another is that, the janitor was sort of waiting outside my cubicle to mop its floor.And it took me around 30 minutes which seemed like ages just to flush the stupid crap!He got impatient and sort of bang the mop on the large blue plastic barrel near the sink.It frightened the hell out of me and it’s quite maddening.

I got sore and embarrassed about not having flushed the yellow submarine(EWW).If I keep on trying to flush it I’m afraid that sooner or later its going to explode just like in some comedy movies I’ve watched.But If I won’t, he’ll probably kick my ass or anything.I have to decide and so I opened the door.Just about when I stepped out of the cubicle I heard a flushing sound!! It scared me though but I never ever got so ashamed of myself since then.The janitor was right in the sink pulling some white hair on his beard I think.He’s like half way through his life and he stared at me while I was heading to the door.Out of the CR but I’m having that “I don’t know where the heck should I hide my face” kind of feeling.When I was pacing downstairs, I couldn’t help but look at the people’s faces.I mean to check if they’re looking at me and all.Urgh!I just hate it.That ends there. .

Well, everyone has had humiliating moments in there life! What’s yours?